This is my mother,

who is the strongest woman I know,

who is the only friend I know I'll always have,

and who hardly looks old enough to be my mother.

For mother's day I'm taking her to Lexington to a supposedly hilarious two-man show.
I hope it's hilarious because I paid $30 for tickets......

and I'm one cheap Jew.
(that sounds like a joke but it's not)